pisswhistles

Saluton Motherfuckers,
God be'est of the human mind created is the product of the human imagination only and nothing more.
it is through these strives to create a supreme being in our own image.
through the strives of science and human ingenunity we shall eventual trans and one and become master of the universe. those of religeos minds shall be under us.
whoever masters science becomes god.

Oh and, I made this.


it was initially a test render for the newly rigged lisa simpson model.
Buuuuuut, it suddenly became some kind of pro tobacco propaganda thing.
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Updootaded Varision

Good Captains Fish

The Good captains fish, was an international fishing conglomerate created by a excentric ex navy captain named Isambard T Dickmonger III, in the year 2038.
The purpose of his fishing was to create low quality breaded seafood products for the low income markets, by the year 2041 he had dominated the global fish markets and was turning over billions of dollars a year,good captains fish had expanded into many different fields of industry including automotive manufacturing, television and radio, and to a certain extent private space exploration.

It was in the year 2050 that the world collapsed, The sea's were overfished, the ozone layer was burnt out to a crisp, and the worlds economy was fucked.
between march and october in the year 2050, 5.67 billion people died of disease, famine, radiation poisoning, or conflict caused by the aformention END OF THE WORLD.
Anyone who survived to see the aftermath of this, is probably going to look and act very very weird.

The year is now 2056, and the good captains fish is the only functioning TV station left, broadcasting on an analouge frequency, and running on a limited budget.
the channel mainly broadcasts old re-runs of there own original programming, mostly in the form of video tapes that have survived in the archival vault.
These include, Mouse Tails (a show about two mice who go on adventures), Officer Jones: Rape Squad S.O.S. (A program about a robotic police officer who deals with rape related crimes). And The Good Captains fish (A dramatic retelling of the adventures of Isambard Dickmonger and the ship he sailed, as he looked for fish).
The channel also broadcats hourly news and weather updates, quite often by the captain himself.

Why the human population is at an all time high and in great deppresion, and what we can do to stop it.

However this inconcluvise report on the state of the worlds money exchange has not been the most it can be when compared to the other various methods of the economy.
For example the recent ressesion has been compared to the crash of 1933 where all the worlds money suddenly became worthless as asanine as this might sound, money is the true value of capitalism and not the evil of it therefore when the the money becomes worthless the true state of the economy starts to show its true colours.

This brings me onto my second point. All the worlds businesses are currently in decline yet $10 trillions USD are being spent every day on asanine reconstruction innitiatives throughout the worlds nation countries.
Why?

My third point is much less pointghent yet just as importantly asanine.
Lets go back to the year 2011, dosent seem that long ago does it, the date as I am writing this is 01/11/2011 and there are currently 7 billion people in the world.
I personally blame the lack of asbesthos in the water for this.
Asbesthos is a naturally occuring substance in the water which for years has kept the rate of infertility in humans higher, human beings have still found a way to reproduce succsessfully, of course, but until recently we have only been having 1-3 on average.
This is because in the “first world” where humanity developed the majority of writing systems and microchips. Asbetheos has been unnaturally high in the waters and streams.
It is in africa, burma, the middle earth and the south africa as well as madagasger and burma where the absteheros levels have been low. Asbethros is humanitys best friend, andd would greatly support the africa if ineterduced.

Think about that before protesting the worlds wealthy and making an arse of yourself calling yourself the “99%” and masterbating publicily before the uber rich dildofarming statesmen who own you serfs.

And that is the reason why I am currently unemployed.


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Whats wrong with the ecomony

I tt sees to me, quite personally through my lack of experience of the world, and the constant barrage of information we receive daily pumped into our brains by the facist government who control all the aircraft’s, and put asbestos into the drinking water NOT to sterlise the human population, but to unstelerise it.

The year as of present is 2011, a full 100 years after the fall of the titanic on that faithful day in april 1912millions of new yorkers were on there way to work at the titanic, which was then hit by 2 iceberghs.
The fist iceberg was hit at 8:19am from the east, the burning ice was hot enough to melt through the steal of the ship contenplating its structural integraty and conpromising the structure of the ship, because the ships structural integrital was compromised the ship went down, killing all 3724 people on board.
The second iceberg was never seen, no-one knew where it hit the ship, and no-one knew where it hit the ship. Some reporters say that the infamous “second iceberg” as it was came to be known never even existed to begin with.

The fall of the titanic compromised stock prices for the years to come. The prices of oil rose 400% per anum, and the chinese and japanese and east asian stock markets which perviously were impeneteble to forces outside of there own jurisdiction was plummiting as well.
The same went for the prices in europe, germany and the united states.

This lead to a severe lack of business, and stock control. Because of this the busienesses went down and people just no longer needed to buy things. The capitilist utopia that many had dreamed of was at last gone. Millions of people around the world could no longer live in this “first world” as we came to know it, and went to africa to create a “third world” where they and there kind could live in content poverty.

It seems to me know strange how calm everyone was on the aungslaught of the creation, how millions of people could simply leave there previous lives behind and create a new one.
The opposite also exists, a so called “reverse migration” where millions of people from poorer nations come to the richer one to work and live, this has been the trend in recent years.
However after the 1912 happen. There are no jobs so the forign people have to take normal people jobs.

And that’s why I'm currently unemployed.