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Wednesday 21 September 2011

Mouse Tails: Ernie Hudsons Crystal Meth Vodka

Mouse Tails as of 21/SEPT/2011 featuring a new model and a fresh attitude to the series, despite the short length of the video, from start to finish this video took a long time to do, I had to redo the mouse tails model 3 times before I got what is actually in the video, despite complications however, the actual video took about 4 hours to animate about 25 minutes to render and a further hour in sony vegas adding subtitles.

Tuesday 20 September 2011

Relax The Fuck Up!

Its In My Nature To Make Things As Shitty As Possible.

Twas funny at first sure (well it was to me at least), to make a shitty 3D cartoon about Lisa Simpson, riding around on her chrome motorcycle or shooting up heroin with Marge in the basement, whilst they watch My Little Pony, or defecate on the floor. Twas funny because it was intentionally bad, because I put the effort in (or lack of effort in some cases), to make the characters as odd looking, or topologically incorrect as possible, to have them make odd movements whilst speaking, or give them an incorrect grasp of the English language. (Fluesday, really?).

This all shouldn't have been a problem, its shitty writing combined with shitty animating, nothing more, but the more and more I work on Snospis Eht, the more I condition myself to make things shitty. I give other characters terrible topology, or make them say illogical things.
This is the curse of Snospis Eht, a curse that is slowly rubbing off onto my other projects.
Mouse Tails is my Snospis Eht side project, its set in the same deformed universe, as my Simpsons Knock off, but is about two mice who go on adventures, previously mouse tails (the main character) was a sort of cardboard cut-out of a drawing I made, which although funny at first (to me at least), has now lost its charm, So I thought, It's time to upgrade.

This is the new mouse tails model I made.

















Why? just why, do I go to such great lengths to make it terrible?
Why is he missing an eye?
Why is his body so deformed?
Well this is what I said to myself after about 90 minutes of work, which is why I scrapped it and made a new one, which at the moment is passable.
Which is why blame Snospis Eht, it teaches me that making crap is better than making something great, or at least attempting to make something great.
The new mouse tails model is better proportioned and less diseased looking. which when I think about it suits the character more, I envision mouse tails to be strong and brave, not diseased and cowardly, so his appearance should reflect that, my fingers hurt so im going to stop typing now.














Sunday 18 September 2011

U GIBE MONIES!

I'd be an idiot not to have one of these.
Well come on, booze isn't cheap.

Shit Dawg I Have A Blog.

This is my Blog I will Blog everyday about my sexual adventures through the minecraft nether.

18/SEP/2011- Today was very uneventful I put some raspberry Jam on my cock so maybe one of the ghasts would be tempted to suck it. sadly however they didn't seem as into it as I'd hoped.
Maybe the minecraft nether is not a good place to get anonymous sex.

Okay that was a lie, this Blog is really about my animations and shit, if I have something to say I will say it here, or on my twitter:

or just on my youtube page:


but sometimes here.

Lets get to it then, my name is Andrew, I am 19 and im a university drop-out, I am also a terrible artist/animator who thinks he can become A millionaire on the internet by posting terrible videos to youtube.
If all goes to plan I will retire at the age of 25 and will spend the rest of my days dicking about in 3D programs, playing video games, and drinking myself into a stupor...
... basically what im doing now then, only I wont be living in my grandparents spare room and will be able to play loud music at any time of the day.