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Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Whats wrong with the ecomony

I tt sees to me, quite personally through my lack of experience of the world, and the constant barrage of information we receive daily pumped into our brains by the facist government who control all the aircraft’s, and put asbestos into the drinking water NOT to sterlise the human population, but to unstelerise it.

The year as of present is 2011, a full 100 years after the fall of the titanic on that faithful day in april 1912millions of new yorkers were on there way to work at the titanic, which was then hit by 2 iceberghs.
The fist iceberg was hit at 8:19am from the east, the burning ice was hot enough to melt through the steal of the ship contenplating its structural integraty and conpromising the structure of the ship, because the ships structural integrital was compromised the ship went down, killing all 3724 people on board.
The second iceberg was never seen, no-one knew where it hit the ship, and no-one knew where it hit the ship. Some reporters say that the infamous “second iceberg” as it was came to be known never even existed to begin with.

The fall of the titanic compromised stock prices for the years to come. The prices of oil rose 400% per anum, and the chinese and japanese and east asian stock markets which perviously were impeneteble to forces outside of there own jurisdiction was plummiting as well.
The same went for the prices in europe, germany and the united states.

This lead to a severe lack of business, and stock control. Because of this the busienesses went down and people just no longer needed to buy things. The capitilist utopia that many had dreamed of was at last gone. Millions of people around the world could no longer live in this “first world” as we came to know it, and went to africa to create a “third world” where they and there kind could live in content poverty.

It seems to me know strange how calm everyone was on the aungslaught of the creation, how millions of people could simply leave there previous lives behind and create a new one.
The opposite also exists, a so called “reverse migration” where millions of people from poorer nations come to the richer one to work and live, this has been the trend in recent years.
However after the 1912 happen. There are no jobs so the forign people have to take normal people jobs.

And that’s why I'm currently unemployed.

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Mouse Tails: Ernie Hudsons Crystal Meth Vodka

Mouse Tails as of 21/SEPT/2011 featuring a new model and a fresh attitude to the series, despite the short length of the video, from start to finish this video took a long time to do, I had to redo the mouse tails model 3 times before I got what is actually in the video, despite complications however, the actual video took about 4 hours to animate about 25 minutes to render and a further hour in sony vegas adding subtitles.

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Relax The Fuck Up!

Its In My Nature To Make Things As Shitty As Possible.

Twas funny at first sure (well it was to me at least), to make a shitty 3D cartoon about Lisa Simpson, riding around on her chrome motorcycle or shooting up heroin with Marge in the basement, whilst they watch My Little Pony, or defecate on the floor. Twas funny because it was intentionally bad, because I put the effort in (or lack of effort in some cases), to make the characters as odd looking, or topologically incorrect as possible, to have them make odd movements whilst speaking, or give them an incorrect grasp of the English language. (Fluesday, really?).

This all shouldn't have been a problem, its shitty writing combined with shitty animating, nothing more, but the more and more I work on Snospis Eht, the more I condition myself to make things shitty. I give other characters terrible topology, or make them say illogical things.
This is the curse of Snospis Eht, a curse that is slowly rubbing off onto my other projects.
Mouse Tails is my Snospis Eht side project, its set in the same deformed universe, as my Simpsons Knock off, but is about two mice who go on adventures, previously mouse tails (the main character) was a sort of cardboard cut-out of a drawing I made, which although funny at first (to me at least), has now lost its charm, So I thought, It's time to upgrade.

This is the new mouse tails model I made.

















Why? just why, do I go to such great lengths to make it terrible?
Why is he missing an eye?
Why is his body so deformed?
Well this is what I said to myself after about 90 minutes of work, which is why I scrapped it and made a new one, which at the moment is passable.
Which is why blame Snospis Eht, it teaches me that making crap is better than making something great, or at least attempting to make something great.
The new mouse tails model is better proportioned and less diseased looking. which when I think about it suits the character more, I envision mouse tails to be strong and brave, not diseased and cowardly, so his appearance should reflect that, my fingers hurt so im going to stop typing now.














Sunday, 18 September 2011

U GIBE MONIES!

I'd be an idiot not to have one of these.
Well come on, booze isn't cheap.

Shit Dawg I Have A Blog.

This is my Blog I will Blog everyday about my sexual adventures through the minecraft nether.

18/SEP/2011- Today was very uneventful I put some raspberry Jam on my cock so maybe one of the ghasts would be tempted to suck it. sadly however they didn't seem as into it as I'd hoped.
Maybe the minecraft nether is not a good place to get anonymous sex.

Okay that was a lie, this Blog is really about my animations and shit, if I have something to say I will say it here, or on my twitter:

or just on my youtube page:


but sometimes here.

Lets get to it then, my name is Andrew, I am 19 and im a university drop-out, I am also a terrible artist/animator who thinks he can become A millionaire on the internet by posting terrible videos to youtube.
If all goes to plan I will retire at the age of 25 and will spend the rest of my days dicking about in 3D programs, playing video games, and drinking myself into a stupor...
... basically what im doing now then, only I wont be living in my grandparents spare room and will be able to play loud music at any time of the day.